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Monday, August 26, 2013

All Situated

Posted on 6:04 PM by Unknown
Currently listening to Counting Stars by OneRepublic. Dat's my JAM. That and The Place Beyond the Pines soundtrack, my second jam. I miss summer, but man do I feel more at home in New York. Probably because it is my home. Just gotta get Bradley and Jen back here! They're going all around the world right now promoting their movies and what not. Hopefully they'll promote in New York soon...till then I have Ryan Gosling. 

Christina say what! Ryan Gosling? That's a cool friendship.

It is cool black font! Very cool, wanna know something more cool? We're doing a movie together! SAY WHAT? SAY YES! Directed by, you guessed it, Chris Nolan! That's all I can say for now, oh and that it doesn't have a title. But a script does exist, and I think we start filming in like...January or February. So, no time soon. 

I've been incredibly busy these past few days doing homework for college, writing sketches, practicing characters, and doing UCB. I still keep in touch with Bradley over Skype but Jen is really busy with Catching Fire stuff, ah well. I'm sure I'll see her soon. Btw Jen if you're reading this I MISS YOU.

Anyways, better go work out, too much spaghetti today.

Hehe. Night!
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Thursday, August 15, 2013

AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!

Posted on 3:56 PM by Unknown
YOU GUYS...I'm nominated for an Emmy!! A freakin' Emmy! THIS IS UNREAL. SNL got nominated for 7 EMMYS. Like...that's an obscene amount of Emmys. Apparently Lorne knew about the Emmy nomination but decided to wait until I got to New York to tell me in person. Looks like I'm coming back to California after all. Emmy's will be held on September 22nd across the street from Kimmel so you bet your ass you'll see me there!

AH!
SNL
Friends nominations 

OUTSTANDING DRAMA
Breaking Bad
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Homeland 
(2012 WINNER)
House of Cards
Mad Men
OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Connie Britton, Nashville
Claire Danes, Homeland (2012 WINNER)
Michelle Dockery, Downton Abbey
Vera Farmiga, Bates Motel
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Kerry Washington, Scandal
Robin Wright, House of Cards
OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Hugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Jeff Daniels, The Newsroom
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Damian Lewis, Homeland (2012 WINNER)
Kevin Spacey, House of Cards
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Anna Gunn, Breaking Bad
Maggie Smith, Downton Abbey (2012 WINNER)
Emilia Clarke, Game of Thrones
Christine Baranski, The Good Wife
Morena Baccarin, Homeland
Christina Hendricks, Mad Men
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Bobby Cannavale, Boardwalk Empire
Jonathan Banks, Breaking Bad
Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad (2012 WINNER)
Jim Carter, Downton Abbey
Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Mandy Patinkin, Homeland
OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTRESS IN A DRAMA
Margo Martindale, The Americans
Diana Rigg, Game of Thrones
Carrie Preston, The Good Wife
Linda Cardellini, Mad Men
Jane Fonda, The Newsroom
Joan Cusack, Shameless
OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA
Nathan Lane, The Good Wife
Michael J. Fox, The Good Wife
Rupert Friend, Homeland
Robert Morse, Mad Men
Harry Hamlin, Mad Men
Dan Bucatinsky, Scandal
OUTSTANDING COMEDY
30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
Girls
Louie
Modern Family (2012 WINNER)
Veep
OUTSTANDING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Laura Dern, Enlightened
Lena Dunham, Girls
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep (2012 WINNER)
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
OUTSTANDING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Jason Bateman, Arrested Development
Louis CK, Louie
Don Cheadle, House of Lies
Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Mayim Bialik, The Big Bang Theory
Jane Lynch, Glee
Julie Bowen, Modern Family (2012 WINNER)
Merritt Wever, Nurse Jackie
Christina Essenelle, Saturday Night Live
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Anna Chlumsky, Veep
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Adam Driver, Girls
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Modern Family
Ed O’Neill, Modern Family
Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live
Tony Hale, Veep
OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTRESS IN A COMEDY
Molly Shannon, Enlightened
Dot-Marie Jones, Glee
Melissa Leo, Louie
Melissa McCarthy, Saturday Night Live
Kristen Wiig, Saturday Night Live

Elaine Stritch, 30 Rock
OUTSTANDING GUEST ACTOR IN A COMEDY
Bob Newhart, The Big Bang Theory
Nathan Lane, Modern Family
Bobby Cannavale, Nurse Jackie
Louis CK, Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake, Saturday Night Live

Will Forte, 30 Rock
OUTSTANDING REALITY SHOW HOST
Ryan Seacrest, American Idol
Betty White, Betty White’s Off Their Rockers
Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars (2012 WINNER)
Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn, Project Runway
Cat Deeley, So You Think You Can Dance
Anthony Bourdain, The Taste
OUTSTANDING REALITY SHOW COMPETITION
The Amazing Race (2012 WINNER)
Dancing With the Stars
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance
Top Chef
The Voice
OUTSTANDING VARIETY, MUSIC, OR COMEDY SERIES
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (2012 WINNER)
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

Real Time With Bill Maher
Saturday Night Live
OUTSTANDING TV MINISERIES OR MOVIE
American Horror Story: Asylum
Behind the Candelabra
The Bible
Phil Spector
Political Animals
Top of the Lake
LEAD ACTRESS IN A TV MINISERIES OR MOVIEJessica Lange, American Horror Story: Asylum (2012 WINNER in Supporting category)
Laura Linney, The Big C: hereafter
Helen Mirren, Phil Spector
Sigourney Weaver, Political Animals
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake
LEAD ACTOR IN A TV MINISERIES OR MOVIE
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra
Toby Jones, The Girl
Benedict Cumberbatch, Parade’s End
Al Pacino, Phil Spector
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A TV MINISERIES OR MOVIESarah Paulson, American Horror Story: Asylum
Imelda Staunton, The Girl
Ellen Burstyn, Political Animals
Charlotte Rampling, Restless
Alfre Woodard, Steel Magnolias
OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A TV MINISERIES OR MOVIEJames Cromwell, American Horror Story: Asylum
Zachary Quinto, American Horror Story: Asylum
Scott Bakula, Behind The Candelabra
John Benjamin Hickey, The Big C: hereafter
Peter Mullan, Top of the Lake
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Jen Lawrence is 23!

Posted on 2:37 PM by Unknown
Happy Birthday Jen! Since I leave tomorrow the party mansion is pretty empty so we'll be going out tonight to celebrate. I leave tomorrow but I'm renting the house for all of August so Bradley will be here for all of August and Jen will be here till the middle of it. Poor Bradley will be in the party mansion alone.

I had a terrible run-in the other night while I was hanging out with Jimmy, caused me a sleepover and a limo ride I did not want to take. Ah well, at least I wasn't shot again. Before that Jimmy and I filmed a segment for his show where parents ask Jimmy Kimmel and myself to baby sit their kids for two hours while a camera crew films it. It's gonna be great, we had three girls who were all under the age of 6 and Jimmy and I learned how to dance based off a Barbie movie and we drew pictures and played dress-up games.

My house looks so creepisly empty! I'm all packed up except for my alarm clock, make-up, a mug, and a few clothes. Everything else is gone! Furniture came with the house so we're all good on that front. Yesterday Trevor, Jen, and I went to the Griffith Observatory! We saw a cool show and looked around but man, Trevor makes me laugh harder than anyone else. I consider him a brother to me cause first off, we kind of look alike, second off we're very similar in terms of EVERYTHING. It's disturbing, we made a pact that if we're both single when we're 40 we'll get married and reap the benefits of marriage.

Afterwards we got in-n-out and played video games at Trevor's. I got home at 9 though because after the whole Jimmy accident I didn't want to be out late at night. I've decided that I'm not going to make any additions to my room in NYC. It's a great room as it is and if I really wanted to I could move out but...I consider that place home! And I can't wait till I get back to it. 3 months away was nice though, hanging out with:

Bam Margera
April Margera
Phil Margera
Johnny Knoxville
Wee-Man
Steve-O
Vanessa Bayer
Jason Sudeikis
Kristen Wiig
Fred Armisen
Nasim Pedrad
Seth Meyers
Tyson Ritter
Jimmy Kimmel
Robert Downey Jr.,
Ehren McGhehey
Ben Affleck
Jennifer Garner
Joann Kimmel
Ellen Degeneres
Portia de Rossi
Jennifer Lawrence
Leo DiCaprio
Drew Barrymore
Ryan Gosling
Emma Stone
Conan O'Brein
Craig Robinson
Vince Vaugn
Owen Wilson
Ellie Kemper
Bradley Cooper
Jason Segal
Paul Rudd
Ed Helms
Trevor Moore
Zach Creggar
Timmy Williams
Sam Brown
Darren Trumeter
Jim Biederman
Bobby Moynihan
Amy Poehler
Tina Fey
Chris Parnell
Jimmy Fallon
Olivia Wilde
Carrie Brownstein
Bill Hader
Jay Pharoah
Kenan Thompson
Lorne Michaels
Maya Rudolph
Taran Killam
Will Forte
Liza Powell
Nick Wheeler
Mike Kennerty
Chris Gaylor
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Kate McKinnon
Aidy Bryant
Jack McBrayer
Andy Richter
Cecily Strong
Matt Damon
Tim Robinson
Anne Hathaway
Justin Timberlake
Noel Fielding
Julian Barrett
Andrew Garfield
Rich Fulcher
Javier Bardem
Rich Ayoade
Cillian Murphy
Chris O'Dowd
Russel Brand
Katherine Parkinson
Graham Lineham
Steve Higgins
Dave Brown
Mike Fielding
Zach Galifianakis
Matt Berry
Paul King
Chris Pontius
Christoph Waltz
Chris Nolan
Ben Haggerty
Mark Wahlberg
Chelsea Handler
Drew Carey

was fun this summer. I know I'll see them in New York at some point or another. It was fun watching:

Iron Man 3
Stoker
Place Beyond the Pines
Monster University
Star Trek
Bruno
It's Complicated
Wet Hot American Summer
Hangover 3
2 Guns
Elysium
Despicable Me 2
The Departed
This is the End
This Means War
Jack the Giant Slayer
Man of Steel
The Words
The Great Gatsby

this summer. I know I'll miss cool California things like:

In-N-Out
Diddy Riese
The Griffith Observatory
The L.A. Zoo
The Hollywood Walk of Fame
Graumen's Chinese Theater
the beach
The Grove
The Santa Monica Pier
The Venice Beach Boardwalk
my house in the hills
good mexican food
The Comedy and Magic Club
The Hollywood Sign

once I go back. But I'll be okay.
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Monday, August 12, 2013

Toast-Eggs-Bacon

Posted on 11:08 PM by Unknown
After the Kimmel show Nasim and I got sushi (Ryan had to go home) and then I dropped Nasim off at my place (she was exhausted) and I went back to Jimmy's. He has the new WiiU! It's pretty awesome, graphics 
are great but I just hope I can get used to that new controller. It's pretty cool nonetheless-I recommend 
getting it when prices drop cause it's like $400 at the moment. I slept over at Jimmy's because driving drunk 
is illegal and got home sober at 6am. That day Nasim and I headed up to the Santa Monica 
pier/promenade/beach and hung out! I stupidly forgot my wallet though and so we only stayed for a few 
hours. We still we caught some rays and bought some clothes, and it wasn't even that hot! Once we got home we went to the Del Amo mall to get all of our shopping done, then got cookies and ice cream at the world famous cookie place called Diddy Riese in Westwood. I'm getting a lot of driving done! We finally got home at 11:30PM and went to bed, another wonderful day of tanning and shopping-is this the life or what? I love California!

That was Thursday night/Friday. Saturday was a pretty chill day, Nasim and I got our nails done (red gelled nails and sea foam green toes) and then went back to my house and tanned by the pool. Jen was outside by the chairs while Nasim and I laid on the hot concrete around the pool. At around 7:30 we went to this awesome secret little massage place (and it's my secret so NO you cannot know) and got an hour long massage, then we got McFlurries and went back home. It was a chillllll day.

Sunday! Sunday Nasim and I asked Jimmy Kimmel to be our tour guide for a couple of hours. He has offered this to me before since he knows so much about L.A. and where celebrities live and historical facts and what not...so Jimmy gave us a tour of Hollywood and we got some cool pics, the whole trip was very funny since we had Jimmy at the helm. Afterwards we all went back to Jimmy's to have some of his brick-oven pizza--so good. Jimmy knows how to make a good pizza! According to Jimmy "every fat guy knows how to make good pizza" which must be true since mine was top notch-bacon-blasted pizza. Oh a funny conversation happened between Bradley and I that I thought was just so ridiculous that I had to share:


BRADLEY
If you had your choice in guy like doesn't matter who it is, they can be married and whatever, who would you choose?
CHRISTINA
Can they be dead?
BRADLEY
What? No.
CHRISTINA
Well you say yours first otherwise I'll look like a hoe.
BRADLEY
Oh my God, ok. Hmm.
CHRISTINA
I know I'm trying to think of one too...
BRADLEY
And we can't choose each other.
CHRISTINA
Awww. I was hoping you'd say someone like really famous and I'd say you and make you feel like such a shit.
BRADLEY
Thanks for being a bitch.
CHRISTINA
Thanks for almost being a bitch.
BRADLEY
Ha ha, right.
CHRISTINA
Okay go.
BRADLEY
It would probably be someone like Penelope Cruz or Olivia Wilde.
CHRISTINA
Really? I'll tell Jason (Sudeikis) to watch out.
BRADLEY
Ha ha, alright your turn.
CHRISTINA
I really don't know. This is for marriage right? Or just sex?
BRADLEY
I was basing it for marriage-like looks and personality.
CHRISTINA
Yeah yeah...hmm.
BRADLEY
What about your boy Ryan?
CHRISTINA
Gosling?
BRADLEY
Yeah. You did watch his movie the other day.
CHRISTINA
You must realize you were also in Place Beyond the Pines, like, you couldn't have forgotten.
BRADLEY
Well yeah but he's the main guy.
CHRISTINA
{SPOILER ALERT} He dies within like the first 45 minutes of the movie!
BRADLEY
His name is still listed first, besides when people think of the movie they think of "heartthrob" Ryan Gosling. 
CHRISTINA
You're fucking crazy, you two are on the same level of attractiveness.
BRADLEY
Are you nuts? Now you're being crazy.
CHRISTINA
Any girl would have your babies right now.
BRADLEY
If they had the choice they'd choose Ryan.
CHRISTINA
Did you forget to take your Midol? My God, I'm not going to sit here and tell you you are attractive, I mean you won sexiest man of the year.
BRADLEY
That was a fluke.
CHRISTINA
I can't handle this nonsense.
BRADLEY
Who would you be with?
CHRISTINA
Ugh, I guess I'd be with Ryan.
BRADLEY
See!
CHRISTINA
First of all, I can't choose you now can I? Second of all, I can't think of anyone else.
BRADLEY
Well he's single, you're single, why don't you go ahead and be with him?
CHRISTINA
He doesn't like me like that, and so I don't see him that way.
BRADLEY
You honestly think that guy wouldn't want to get with you?
CHRISTINA
Bradley, the last girl he was with was Eva Mendes.
BRADLEY
So?
CHRISTINA
SO, she's drop dead gorgeous and has a sweet voice. I've got the voice of a skater kid who just smoked a pack of cigarettes.
BRADLEY
Ha ha! How wrong you are.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, ok.

Then Sunday night Jimmy, Nasim, and myself went down to Hermosa Beach (Jimmy lives in Manhattan Beach) and went to the Comedy and Magic club to go check out some new comics. It was a lot of fun, my personal favorite was Helen Hong (I have no idea if that's how you spell her name) but she was amazing, I'm usually not a fan of someone who makes a career off of ethnic jokes just because they're easy and cheap but she was hilarious. Maybe it's just because most of the ethnic comedians are Hispanic and an asian one is pretty unheard of but...I liked her a lot. Especially because she looks so shy and sweet and the first thing she said for her set was "What's up bitches?!". Great show nonetheless. Afterwards Jimmy went home and Nasim and I went back and watched the new episode of Breaking Bad. I WON'T RUIN ANYTHING BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY BE WATCHING BREAKING BAD. 

Really. You should.

Then today IHS twice, and went to the Chelsea Lately taping! It was so freakin hot, I'm glad I was in the studio for most of my time at universal studios. I was on her panel of comedians for her little circle bit, and then she interviewed Lily Collins from some movie, if I could remember the title I'd say it but I really can't remember. And apparently those movies could turn into a 6 part movie deal so....I hope it's good. Being on the panel was a lot of fun, Michael Yo is so funny. He's pretty hip, I gotta say. Like...I thought I dressed nicely but he just takes the cake. I got in a few good jokes here and there but I felt very rookie-ish compared to the other three people at the table. And the shot before the show certainly helped my nerves but not the fact that I said "pussy" on television. Oops!

Afterwards Nasim and I headed up to CityWalk and watched 2 Guns, yay for my musical partner Mark Wahlberg! By the way, if you haven't checked out You Spin my Head Right Round-Marky Mark n' Essenelle then you are off the GAME DAWG. It's got a couple million views so...no biggie...you're just not following the crowd. Ya'll a bunch of hipsters.

Night sweetpeas.
















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Saturday, August 10, 2013

Well!

Posted on 11:30 PM by Unknown

I certainly hope so! And yay for Jen and Bradley!

Movies that could get an Oscar-Nomination in 2014...


by S-Brungs created 4 months ago | last updated - 1 month ago


17. Nightwing  (2013)
-/10 
After Batman leaves Gotham, John Blake takes up his perch as Gotham’s new hero: Nightwing. With the city’s underbelly under the command of the Court of Owls, Nightwing will need more than just his strength to beat them.   

Director: Christopher Nolan
Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Christina Essenelle, Javier Bardem, Gary Oldman
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18. Saving Mr. Banks (2013)
  -/10 
Author P. L. Travers reflects on her difficult childhood while meeting with filmmaker Walt Disney during production for the adaptation of her eponymous novel.
Director: John Lee Hancock
Stars: Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Ruth Wilson, Colin Farrell
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19. Serena (2013)
  -/10 
In Depression-era North Carolina, the future of George Pemberton's timber empire becomes complicated when it is learned that his wife, Serena, cannot bear children.
Director: Susanne Bier
Stars: Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper, Rhys Ifans, Toby Jones
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2Kewl4Skool

Posted on 12:19 AM by Unknown
Jimmy K is the BOMBDIGGITIEST. He get's jimmykimmeler ever second.

JIMMY
Ladies and gentlemen my next guest is the star of Saturday Night Live and has been called the Chris Farley of this generation, please welcome the very lovely and talented: Christina Essenelle! 
CHRISTINA
(CHRISTINA walks out wearing sunglasses and looks very blase, over-dramatically she walks to her chair and is very snobbishly looking at the audience while chewing gum. She turns dramatically to JIMMY, in a young, tired voice) What?
JIMMY
(laughs) I see you brought your entourage. (the camera pans over to the audience where NASIM PEDRAD and RYAN GOSLING and sitting. NASIM is waving excitedly and RYAN is on his knees with his hand out, like a beggar) 
CHRISTINA
(to RYAN) Oh my God, you are so annoying. (reaches into her pocketbook and takes out a piece of chocolate and throws it at RYAN) Here take it. (he catches it in his mouth and she flips her hair while the audience cheers, laughs, and applauds. JIMMY is laughing very hard and CHRISTINA breaks character slightly and turns to JIMMY and laughs while saying) Gosh.
JIMMY
You know these people don't know you like I know you. They're probably thinking "Oh God what am I in for?".
CHRISTINA
(laughing, now back to normal, sunglasses off. She turns to the audience) Welcome to hell!
JIMMY
(laughs) So what are you here promoting?
CHRISTINA
(looks at him seriously and then smiles a crooked smile) You know I got nothing for you.
JIMMY
(he and the audience laugh) Nothing!?
CHRISTINA
Wait a second I'm gonna backtrack here, people call me the Chris Farley of this generation?
JIMMY
Apparently!
CHRISTINA
Oh come on...I don't do that much coke. 
JIMMY
(laughing with the audience) Not yet. 
CHRISTINA
Oh I know what I'm promoting!
JIMMY
Oh?
CHRISTINA
This is my last week in L.A.!
JIMMY
Oh no, well did you have fun? Not hanging out with me and all?
CHRISTINA
(the audience "awws" sadly) Don't awe at him! You're the busy one, I've invited you to all my parties.
JIMMY
You have?
CHRISTINA
Well I haven't had any parties so...yes I have. (the audience laughs) Quit smearing the good Essenelle name!
JIMMY
Yes, I would hate to defame the Essenelle family lineage.
CHRISTINA
(laughs) That's my job! And if all goes as planned as the Chris Farley of this generation, I've only got a few years left. 
JIMMY
(everyone laughs) So last week in L.A., I remember your first week here in L.A. you were on the show!
CHRISTINA
You're the only consistent thing I've had this summer Jimmy.
JIMMY
(laughing) I don't know if you should say that you've consistently had Jimmy all summer.
CHRISTINA
(she and the audience laugh) Oh God, I love that this interview has just been completely nothing and I brought Ryan Gosling here, someone who probably has something to talk about, and he's here as a 10 second joke that I thought of earlier this morning.
JIMMY
We would've bumped you for someone like Ryan Gosling!
CHRISTINA
Jimmy you would've bumped me? But I've had you all summer!
JIMMY
(the audience laughs and he pushes CHRISTINA's faces back) Ladies and gentlemen, Christina Essenelle!(smiling and laughing she waves to the crowd as they cheer into the commercial break, JIMMY whispers into her ear) You free after the show? I'm thinking drinks at my place.
CHRISTINA
Hell yeah!
JIMMY
I was this close to making a fat joke tonight about you by the way.(the lights come back on and CHRISTINA and JIMMY stand up to take a picture for the show)
CHRISTINA
Oh cause I'm Chris Farley?
JIMMY
Ha ha, yeah! (they smile for a picture and CHRISTINA pulls JIMMY offstage with her)
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Thursday, August 8, 2013

T-Minus

Posted on 11:25 PM by Unknown
I leave for New York in 8 days...ah so soon! Here's what's been going on:

Trevor Moore, Zach Creggar, Darren Trumeter, Bradley Cooper, Ben Haggerty Jen Lawrence, Tyson Ritter, Drew Barrymore and myself all went to Universal Studios to get the VIP tour experience! (this was Friday the 2nd of August) Because Universal Studios is affiliated with NBC I get to go there for free and since this was Tyson's last week in the party mansion we decided to have a little get together. It was amazing. So much fun, went on ALL the rides, and had a blast.

When Drew was very young she was in E.T. (a universal picture) and so the ENTIRE time we were at the park Trevor kept pestering Drew about E.T. and she would get so mad, it was so funny. On the studio tour there was a picture of the movie poster for E.T. and Trevor almost lost his mind it was so funny, Drew thought it was funny too so everyone had a good time. Although Trevor, Zach, Darren and I had a trick up our sleeve the whole time. See, Zach is currently working on a show called Guys with Kids with an NBC show and he has always wanted to be an extra/celebrity guest member of the Water World show at Universal Studios. So, these past few weeks the four of us (Trevor, Darren, Zach, and myself) have been getting together at Universal and have been going over lines, fire cues, diving cues, and blocking. So at the very end of the day we all went to Water World, got great seats, and then the four of us ducked out and got into costume, went backstage and did the show. I won't give anything away since the show is so memorable and I know not all of you have been to Universal Studios in Hollywood but it's a basic crime-action jet blasting awesomeness 20-minute show and I recommend it. I played the leading lady, Zach a henchman, Darren was the bad guy's sidekick and Trevor was the good guy. What a rush! Jumping off of towers and being thrown into the water was so much fun and I thank 3/5 of the whitest kids for making it all happen. A great day was had by all. Well, not all.

Ben left my house early that night, ending our "relationship". It was mutual, we both agreed that we had priorities elsewhere and that I'd be busy with SNL and he'll be on tour so it was for the best and that if we were to see each other again we'd welcome it with open arms. I respect him so much as a person, an artist, and a friend. Ladies, go get him!

Tyson left party central on Tuesday morning (the 6th of August) and I actually cried, as did Jen. This whole summer Jen and Tyson have been very close, almost as close as Bradley and I have become. They've been board game partners and co-loungers poolside and they have a lot of fun together, I hope something becomes of those two. I'll miss Tyson, he was our best cook! What are we gonna eat now? Right now he's in middle of America doing God knows what, but I love him, miss him, and can't wait to catch up with him in New York sometime soon.

The day Tyson left (Tuesday) Nasim came to L.A.! Kick out one person adopt another...no Nasim is only here until the 13th and I'm giving her the grand tour of Los Angeles. Tuesday we (Bradley, Jen, Nasim, and I) went to the beach and after went to my pool and swam for a bit and then went out to get some dinner (pizza!) and got fro-yo after. Yum! Since Nasim was on NYC time we called it a night at 10PM. Wednesday (yesterday) we went to a Price is Right taping! but christina...price is right isn't that CBS? the assholes who made you think they found your parents? Yes bold voice, that is true, and they were SO gracious that I came in with Nasim that we didn't have to wait in line or anything. Now I hate to use my celebrity to get out of a little waiting time but let's be real, I deserved it. I'd like to think I deserve anything CBS has to offer and I will use that right until it is completely empty. Price is Right was great! Watched a 18 year old birthday girl win a new car, school administrator win a bed set and iPads, woman from south america win a car and a trip to Bali, and Drew Carey be the biggest dick ever so a poor guy who didn't win a TV. I've never seen somebody treat someone so poorly before in my life, Drew Carey I am ashamed for you, and it makes sense that you are employed by CBS. I'm probably one of the biggest Whose Line fans in this world and it pisses me off so much that you harassed a contestant on your show because they weren't "lucky" enough to pass the first round. Bob Barker would be disappointed.

And then we went to the Grove, shopped around a bit, got hot dogs and ice cream, went home, and watched Baggage until we both fell asleep on my couch. Apparently Jen woke Nasim up and walked her to her room. Haha.

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