Day 3 {Tina Fey}

Sorry I was in a terrible mood yesterday because Abby was being her normal cunt self. Sorry again for using that word, I'm a grown-up, however, and I can say whatever the fuck I want. Today we filmed Pregnant in Heels and Discount Prom Wear (yeah double filming for me today which is really lame because I only have 3 scenes this week...and Abby has 2....haha I win) SPEAKING OF WINNING

TMZ you sing to my heart cords

Abby Elliot has been in a lot of celebrity gossip lately. If you even consider her a celebrity. As a third generation Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast member, Abby Elliot is known for being in the background of great scenes. The background. You may ask yourself then, why is she still on the show? Well we've been asking ourselves those questions too. Recently there has been a lot of animosity between cast member Christina Essenelle and Abby. Why? According to Christina's blog Abby has been just an all-around bitch. This is exciting news people, someone who can make a difference about this person hates her too! Someone people LIKE. Remember when Danielle Fimmer had that problem with Abby Elliott and nothing happened to Abby because no one KNEW Danielle Fimmer? Well, now there'll be a change on the SNL cast and it better be the removal of Abby Elliott. We've taken her bullshit for too long, Lorne Michaels please. Fire the bitch.

Oh TMZ why you so awesome. Sometimes, actually TMZ you've been really nice to me so I like you! Even though everyone else in the world doesn't. Sorry guys. Jules, oh Jules:

NASIM

Are you sitting with us in the library? 

CHRISTINA

Uh, nah I think I'm gonna go to the quad.

NASIM

You should go to the library.

CHRISTINA

Why?

NASIM

You just should.

CHRISTINA

Should I be scared?

NASIM

Not sure...

CHRISTINA 

Now I'm excited

NASIM

(laughs) You'll see. (CHRISTINA and NASIM walk into the library and sit down at a table. From the top balcony of the upstairs homework section is JULIAN, FAB, and ALBERT. ALBERT and FAB are holding a big white sign that says on it "PROM?" and JULIAN is holding a microphone)

JULIAN

CHRISTINA!!

CHRISTINA

Oh my God...

JULIAN

WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?

CHRISTINA

He's really doing this here...(laughs)

STUDENTS

That is so cute...why is he so loud...this is a library...oh I know them...is that Julian Casablancas...?

JULIAN

WILL YOU? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CHRISTINA.

CHRISTINA

YES! YES I WILL, NOW GET DOWN!

JULIAN 

(JULIAN slides down the railing reaching CHRISTINA and he hands her a red rose. CHRISTINA smiles widely and kisses him to the students applause)