Well Then!

I am utterly and hopeless depressed. (not really) But, I just realized that Jules won't be home for his birthday. Which is really just the worst thing in the world, but I have a plan. I do! I do actually have a plan but it involves no one knowing about it especially The Strokes since I am banned from seeing them while they are working (they are in California right now). I've been skyping and texting Jules, we're really dorky sometimes:

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:36PM <Hey how're you holding up?>

*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle AT 20:38PM <Oh you know...rockin out with my cock out>

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:41PM <Oh I bet, with Joe there?>

*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle AT 20:42PM <Haha fersure he says hi, he's having a mental breakdown at the moment. Now he told me not to tell you. Now he's sad again>

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:44PM <Is he okay?>

*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle  AT 20:49PM <Yeah he's been going through depressed phases all week, Zooey.>

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:50PM <Ahh. Cunt.> 
*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle  AT 20:50PM <Yes. Cunt. I will now publish this conversation> 
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:54PM <Ha, okay. Fab says hey>
*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle  AT 20:55PM <HEY FAB. > 
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 20:58PM <We're actually getting shit done. Miss you like crazy though> 
*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle  AT 21:02PM <Yeah it sucks, why do you suck>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 21:06PM <I dunno, why do you love me?> 
*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle AT 21:10PM <Hahaha i dunno, youre rich> 
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 21:12PM <Forgot to tell you, i invested in borders years ago, all of my money in borders...>
*1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Christina Essenelle AT 21:13PM <That's okay. I'm rich as fuck. I'm gonna watch TV with Joe SEE YA BOY>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 21:15PM <Lol, bye>