Mothers Worry

JEN

Well, well, well, Ben is it?

BEN

Hi (waving hello), nice to meet you.

JEN

(jokingly) Save it! I hear you and (grabs CHRISTINA with one arm over her shoulder) Christina are going out tonight?

BEN

Yes Mrs. Lawrence, I'll have her back by midnight.

CHRISTINA

Jen...

JEN

What! I just met him, I wanna give him the questionnaire I give all the guys that come over.

BEN

What?

CHRISTINA

(to BEN) Not what she means. And Tyson lives with us! And you just like being annoying to Bradley.

BRADLEY

(from the couch) Say what now?

CHRISTINA

(taking BEN's hand, she tries to walk to the front door) Bye everyone!

JEN

(she jumps forward, in front of CHRISTINA and BEN) Where were you born?

BEN

Seattle.

JEN

How old are you?

BEN

30.

JEN

(surprised) 30?

BEN

30.

JEN

Got any siblings?

BEN

2.

JEN

What's your favorite sport?

BEN

Baseball.

JEN

How did you and Christina meet?

CHRISTINA

I've already told you this!

JEN

SHH! I wanna hear his version.

BEN

Well, technically we met backstage before I performed on SNL but we really started to-

JEN

That's enough. What was with those flowers the other day?

BEN

What I can't give a beautiful girl flowers?

CHRISTINA

Aw.

JEN

No. What'd you do?

BEN

(laughs) Nothing except be busy.

JEN

You too busy for my girl? I'll put the hurt on ya!

CHRISTINA

Aaaaand we're done, good night people.

BRADLEY AND JEN

NIGHT!

This is what happens when Tyson leaves for 2 weeks. All hell breaks loose.